I've been sniped!

Saturday was my friends daughters 1st birthday party....such a big day for the little one! My husband, son, sister, mom & I were all sitting together. We had pizza, opened presents, and then they gave her a little cake of her own to dig into. Everyone was clapping for the new 1 year old & I couldn't see since there were people in the way so I stood up...right as the clapping stopped...I was "sniped"! Out comes my clap farts...."clap clap"....two little claps come falling out of my butt! I think to myself "oh my gawh....did anyone hear that....maybe they will think I was just a late clapper, but wait my hands weren't moving"?? Sure enough my husband goes "what was that"....my son shortly after says "did you fart"...followed by my sister saying "I thought I heard something weird"....oh geeezzzz so embarrassing!! I'm laughing so hard I can barley breath....mostly out of fear others heard it too & I don't know what to do. Well being pregnant you heat up super fast....so now I'm laughing, crying & sweating so bad my mustache is sweating & I don't even have a mustache! My sister, mom & I reminisce over the "sniper fart" & agree that I'm lucky it was just a "clap clap" fart instead of a "chainsaw" fart! It was over quickly, but now has me forever worried for more! I will now try to stay seated more often at events & tightly clench that "sniper release"!

Welcome to the Sniper Diaries

This blog isn't named after what you might think....a stealth guy in all black sitting a top a building waiting to kill you...no, no....it's about the "sniper fart"! Yes this is real...when your pregnant a fart will sneak up on you all stealth like and attack! They just at times seem to fall out of your butt...no warning, no care on who's around, just bam...you've been sniper farted! Being 7 1/2 months pregnant no one warns you about these things....so although this blog at times may be about farts...it won't always be! I'll just touch on things that happen through the rest of my pregnancy (and after), since there's something new everyday! So welcome to the day in the life of a preggo lady!