I've been sniped!

Saturday was my friends daughters 1st birthday party....such a big day for the little one! My husband, son, sister, mom & I were all sitting together. We had pizza, opened presents, and then they gave her a little cake of her own to dig into. Everyone was clapping for the new 1 year old & I couldn't see since there were people in the way so I stood up...right as the clapping stopped...I was "sniped"! Out comes my clap farts...."clap clap"....two little claps come falling out of my butt! I think to myself "oh my gawh....did anyone hear that....maybe they will think I was just a late clapper, but wait my hands weren't moving"?? Sure enough my husband goes "what was that"....my son shortly after says "did you fart"...followed by my sister saying "I thought I heard something weird"....oh geeezzzz so embarrassing!! I'm laughing so hard I can barley breath....mostly out of fear others heard it too & I don't know what to do. Well being pregnant you heat up super fast....so now I'm laughing, crying & sweating so bad my mustache is sweating & I don't even have a mustache! My sister, mom & I reminisce over the "sniper fart" & agree that I'm lucky it was just a "clap clap" fart instead of a "chainsaw" fart! It was over quickly, but now has me forever worried for more! I will now try to stay seated more often at events & tightly clench that "sniper release"!